"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." ~ George Carlin
10 years ago today George Carlin died, thankfully never having to witness America elect the Donald....
...Links for math buffs and number-luvin' laymen
"As for space and time, according to current speculative theories they, too, could well have a discontinuous sand-like structure on the tiniest scale, with the minimum length being the Planck length of 10^-33 centimeters and the minimum time being the Planck time of 10^-43 seconds (exactly the time, it has been observed, that it takes a New York cabbie to honk after the light turns green)."
“My kid just told me ‘I have good news and bad news for you.’ It turned out that the good news was that there was no bad news and the bad news was that there was no good news. I’m still trying to figure out how many of these assertions were true.”
|Stanislaw Ulam via Wikipedia|